Dominic Purcell:
Dominic Purcell
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Information:
Name: Dominic Purcell
Born: 1970-02-17
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
Prison Break (2008), BeastMaster (2001), Prison Break (2006), Crocumentary: Bringing Gustave to Life (2007), Heartbreak High (1999)
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James Lafferty:
James Lafferty Naked
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Information:
Name: James Lafferty
Born: 1985-07-25
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
One Tree Hill (2009), Once and Again (2001), Prep (2002), Emeril (2001), Total Request Live (2005)
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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad
?
Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after
Christmas !
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Why did the little piglet fall
in love with
the hog?
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
make it
in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!
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Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn't say banana ?
ChankoowashtayHarbinWx
Q: What's the difference between a
blonde
and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of
its own.
AitanCornelXC
Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?
It's the VCRdvard
StamatisMontaekq
How can you tell if you are looking at
a
police glow worm ?
it has a blue light !
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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so as not to
have to do the washing-up. Mum's
too frightened he'll break it!
BericMeldrikxk
What do you call a python with a great
bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
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Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ?
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